Crustacean Chaos!
We locked the doors, set the alarms and barricaded the kitchen, but they've escaped. That's right, the little buggers are out and they're wreaking havoc on the northern Nevada community. So if you wake up to a seafood platter in your lawn, don't be alarmed. Just give us a call and we will send our "crack" team of experts to safely remove them.
But here's the catch...for a small donation the crabby removal team will "accidently" release the crabs on the lawn of your choosing. And the shenanigans will continue.
Want to start a crabby riot in your neighborhood? Just click on the form below, download and print, fill it out and fax or email it back to us.
